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1. it hav long been said of me, i am a cat that kno's it all. 2. i hav staff to get my meals and i hav alot of free time. i add these 2 facts together. i think. i eat my suppper. i cough up a hairball. Fin_ally i come up with the idea that
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Q:
Dear Dribbler
I have been watching you in secret for years. I am not a stalker, but i've always admired your unique way with fish and fowl.
What is the etiquette for eating a mouse?
I am having a dinner party a week Thursday and you are, of course, invited.
Admiringly yours
Wussy
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Dear Wussy.
are you the same_cat i put in the hospitall? i take it you are out now
Enyway, refer to my recipe page
It tell you everything you need to kno about mice and lots mor besides
dribbl@r |
Q: Dear Dribbler
I hope you can help me. I am only a very little cat.
Please tell me how to remove other cats from my (pitifully small) territory? You are so big and brave, Dribbler.
I am not big and I am definitely not brave. Oh woe is me, I am just a poor little cat.
Sincerely,
Your good friend, Chilli (a very small cat)
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Dear Chilli
You hav to take a firm stance. you hav to make it clear they are trespasassing.
eg chilli what are you doing on my web-page. buzz off before i bite you
well? what are you waiting for
yours threateningly
dribbl@r
ps I hav never liked you chilli |