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1. i are a cat that helps. 2. other cats look up to me. if they don't, i show them the error of thar ways
My services are mor in demand than evar! This
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Q:
Dear Dribbler
I am an elderly cat who lives across the street. I could definitely teach you a thing or two.
One time i came into your house and I laid on your bed. It had your unique smell all over it! Pungent. Just how I like it.
If it is not asking too much, I would like to share your bowls.
Yours, in hope
The small tabby across the road.
A:
to the old buzzard across the street.
thanks for the offer but i are not desperat.
if you are who i think you are, i probley tolerate you out of pitty. Not eny more!
cum near my bowls agen and you are dead meat. i don' care if you ARE old and decrappid
well, what can i sa, it hav been nice kno_ing you i do not think
kind regards
dribbl@r |
Q: My Dear Dribbler
I think you have probably seen me about.
I am white with tabby patches. I like to sit under cars. Occasionally, when you are looking the other way, I sneak into your house.
One time you chased me out from under the sideboard. I confess that it gave me the hots!!
Are you available for fun and frolics this evening?
Hormonally yours
The 'Imposter'
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Dear Imposter
i hav never
and don't come near my bowls neither
yours coldly,
dribbl@r
ps' it are unlikely but you never kno your luck |